How to fuck a horse tips
) Wear steel-toed boots to protect your toes from being stomped on.
2) Most Stallions quickly learn to enjoy this stuff, and will come to bug you for more in the future. If they resent this type of contact, don’t try to force it or you risk getting creamed…I’ve seen ‘em kick a stall door clean off its hinges
3) A little lube is helpful…I usually carry a 3:2 mix of KY and water in a contact lens cleaner bottle… a little more discreet than big tubes of KY.
4) DO NOT get under him or stick yer face down there unless you absolutely know and trust him…some stallions will try to lie down on top of you (squii-i-ish!), or kick suddenly and cost you a lot of expensive dental work.
5) Wear a safety helmet- I know it sounds weird, but their hooves are like rocks and can easily crush your skull. A broken head can ruin a friendship, so its a good idea to wear a helmet (of course, if you get caught playing with him you’d look REALLY SILLY wearing a helmet but “better safe than dead” I always say).
6) Did he come? Well, when a stallion comes, the tip of his penis (the glans) swells up (flares) into a mushroom shape the size of your fist or bigger… he’ll thrust a couple more times then ejaculate 3-4 ounces of semen with enough force to shoot 5 feet. His semen is whitish and runny like eggwhite… do not confuse with pre-ejaculate, which is watery and clear….he will drip copious amounts of this before he comes.
NOTE: Those of you into anal/vaginal sex…do NOT attempt to put his penis into you unless you can already accommodate something the size of a human arm and fist…you risk rupture, and peritonitis if he’s too big (plus it’d be real hard to explain what happened to the emergency room staff 
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ALWAYS REMEMBER: A stallion is an unpredictable animal…he may be fine one minute, then explode into 1200 pounds of biting, kicking horseflesh. He may be enjoying himself but he doesn’t know his own strength and can disable or kill you without meaning to. If you aren’t familiar with the proper handling of equines I strongly urge you to find someone who does to help you the first time (I know that’s tough to do, but its for both of your safeties).
